I wouldn't go as far as calling yourself a moron, but of the numerous discussions I have had with Reformed, Covenantal folks over the years; what I have found is that their dislike of anything that remotely smacks of dispensationalistic hermeneutics has brought them to re-interpreting the creation narrative of Genesis. In fact, I had a Reformed pastor admit to me that this was the reason he embraced a framework theory of Genesis and now entertains the apologetics of progressive creationist Hugh Ross. To be a literal creationist is to be in league with those barefoot, hillbilly fundamentalist preacher types. And we all know they take a literal approach to the whole Bible. [img]http://www.the-highway.com/w3timages/icons/rofl.gif" alt="rofl" title="rofl[/img]

"Ah, sitting - the great leveler of men. From the mightest of pharaohs to the lowest of peasants, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" M. Burns