One day a fundamentalist preacher walked in on the church secretary and music minister who were lost in a torrid embrace and locked in a long, passionate kiss.

Startled at his sudden appearance and knowing they'd been caught red-handed, they both blubbered out a tearful confession:

"Oh, preacher, we're so sorry! We've been having a secret adulterous affair for three years..." etc. etc.

The preacher looked visibly relieved. He took a breath and sighed,

"Oh what a relief! For a minute there I thought the two of you were dancing!"

-Robin
(an avid dancer and dance teacher)