The Highway Forums General Discussion Open Forum Outside the Camp

Steve,

Marc Carpenter is suffering from an illness that is called, "Cranial Rectosis"!

His views remind me of a joke my grandfather once told me (he was an unbeliever par excellencé):

A man dies and stands before the "Pearly Gates" when Peter approaches him and asks where he would like to live out his eternity. He is then directed to an elevator that begins to go up. The elevator operator then begins to speak:

"First floor; Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses!"
"Second floor; Buddhists, Mohammedans, Taoists!"
"Third floor; Moonies, Wiccans!"
"Fourth floor; All Protestants!"
"Fifth floor; Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! You have to be very quiet here."
"Sixth floor; etc. etc....."

And so it went. When they arrived at the ground floor again, after making the journey, Peter asked the man what floor he belonged on.

The man replied that he wanted to be on the Fourth Floor as he was a Methodist. He then asked, "But what's with all this hush-hush about on the Fifth floor?

Peter replied, "Oh..... that's where the Catholics are and they think they are the only one's up here!"