You know, I saw the funniest thing today. A pair of shorts with "Jesus" on one hip pocket and "saves" on the other. I can't adequately describe them, but they were high of leg and low of waist, as tight as possible, and designed to give everyone a panoramic view of what was fore and aft, if you get my drift.

In the midst of your sadness and woe, when you are tormented and afflicted, have comfort! God's will is done.